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Author Topic: A bit of fun  (Read 3434 times)

Offline Wizzo

A bit of fun
« on: October 21, 2008, 12:07:17 PM »
Can you work out the answer to the following?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that" The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard bumps into him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says........??????????  :DntKnw:


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Offline cosworth151

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 01:00:18 PM »
Bicycles and/or bags? :crazy:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline romephius

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 01:07:00 PM »
I'm taking a stab at the bikes....

Rom

Offline Dare

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 01:33:38 PM »
I'd say bikes too,it doesn't mentiom the
guard giving Juan back his bags
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Steven Roy

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 05:19:43 PM »
It is a very old joke and the punchline is always bikes.

Offline Dare

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 02:57:55 AM »
It is a very old joke and the punchline is always bikes.



The way I heard it was wheel barrels
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Wizzo

Re: A bit of fun
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 03:11:25 PM »
Ahhhh you guys are too OLD and wise for me.  :P

The correct answer is bicycles.  :good:
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