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Author Topic: Neil's new invention 2  (Read 1153 times)

Offline Wizzo

Neil's new invention 2
« on: November 15, 2008, 08:46:49 PM »
How times have changed - men with plenty of body hair in the past were seen to be macho and sex symbols, but most women these days prefer their males to be clean shaven.

We men are generally sloppy creatures, so giving in to the demands of our other halves by shaving every bit of our body (except the head, of course) could result in us performing acrobatic stunts, and along the way, discovering new nooks and crannies of our body which we never realized we had!  :sick:

Neil's new Razor Extension Handle aims to make this task easier, since you will be able to reach more spots without having to be trained as a contortionist or gymnast.

I'm just waiting for Neil to post some pictures of his actual shaven body parts.  :stop:



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Offline Ian

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 09:41:23 PM »
What a horrible thought.  :sick: . The site would be shut down.
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Online Dare

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 03:18:49 AM »
I don't think my heart could take it,or my eyes
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 11:40:26 AM »
I've just found a photo of when I had to shave this young lady from her neck right down to her toes in the final development stages. It was a tough job but somebody had to do it :swoon:

Neil.P

Offline Wizzo

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 01:28:15 PM »
The final result is impressive Neil, but don't forget about the early years. Oh so many mistakes.  :(
« Last Edit: November 16, 2008, 01:29:51 PM by GPWizard »
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 02:02:31 PM »
LOL - I was clutching at straws on the third one down. :crazy:

Neil.P

Offline Wizzo

Re: Neil's new invention 2
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 10:59:24 PM »
Enough said  :o
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