Pee reliever

[Wizzo]

Dubbed the Lady Guard, this is the first over the counter pee reliever.

This pill will help women hold their pee in longer so that they won’t need to rush to the toilet often. Perfect for those who frequently take long haul trips across (in)continents  and do not get an aisle seat, or for women who want to remain productive the entire day at the office without having to waste precious minutes in the loo. Good news is it should work on Ian, too… 

[Ian]

Ha ha ha, you are soooooooooo funny Wiz, anyway, I always carry an empty bottle.