The GPWizard Baby Mop - for truly responsible parents

[Wizzo]

This is brilliant!

Those little rugrats are always crawling all over the floor.  Why not make them useful while they’re down there drooling on themselves?!

Just toss them in this outfit and soon your floors will look like new. Which is very helpful for mothers trying to adjust to having a new baby in the house. 

It’s probably not wise to allow child services to see this though. 

[cosworth151]

It's a nice idea, as long as it isn't taken to extremes. For instance, do NOT name the child Roomba.