Things you don't want to hear during surgery

[Dare]

 
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again...

"You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!
 

[Ian]

Or....Oh dear, I did'nt mean cut there.

[Alianora La Canta]

Or...

Hey, who's going on strike tomorrow with me?

Are you sure this is the right bag?

Is this Bill or Bob?

Wow, I've never seen anything like it before!

Of course I don't do this very often; I'm a middle manager!

And worst of all...





...Uh-oh.

[Steven Roy]

I know we can figure this out.  Let's start again.  The knee bone's connecte to the ....

[cosworth151]

Why ask me? I thought YOU were the surgeon!

[Dare]

If they guy makes it thru surgery it will be a miracle

clear!!!

oops

I picked a bad day to give up drinking

[Dare]

call the office and make sure my malpractice
insurance is paid up

[romephius]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.....

Rom

[Ian]

Good to see you posting again Rom. 

[cosworth151]

Welcome back, Rom! I hope the big move went well for you.

[Dare]

Check the chart,are you sure he wanted
breast implants?