La Canta T-Shirt Competition

[Alianora La Canta]

You may be aware that I opened an online shop recently. Having been a GPWizard member for a long time, I thought you'd appreciate a chance to win one.

The Competition

To enter, simply post your answer to the following question:

What should be Bernie Ecclestone's ring tone?

You may either give the title of a song that already exists or write some original lyrics yourself. Either way, reasons are optional.

The answer which I judge to be the funniest will be the winner.

There are no bonus points for posting Bernie's actual ring tone.

You can post as many possibilities as you like and the winner will be announced on/after  Saturday 28th February.

The Prize

The winner will get a $30USD Cafepress gift voucher. This is sufficient to purchase any T-shirt for sale at La Canta Shop, but it will work for any item in any Cafepress shop. (Note that the dollar amount is automatically converted to whatever currency you want to use upon purchase).

Good Luck everyone! 

[John S]

Cool Competition Ali.

IT JUST HAS TO BE The John Lee Hooker/Gordy & Bradford song covered by the Beatles:- 


"The best things in life are free
But you can keep 'em for the birds and bees
Now give me money, (that's what I want) that's what I want."

[Scott]

JAWS theme

 

[cosworth151]

The Imperial March, by John Williams

[cosworth151]

How about this gem from Randy Newman:

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

[Philbe]

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth dear
And he shows em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has macheath dear
And he keeps it way out of sight

Hey the line forms, on the right dear
Now that macheaths back in town
Youd better lock your doors, and call the law
Because macheaths back in town

Mack the Knife

[Dare]

without a doubt

[Wizzo]

This is the first time I've entered a competition on GPWizard - Thanks Ali! 

[John S]

This is the first time I've entered a competition on GPWizard - Thanks Ali! 

 I like your lyrics even if it's a short song, but I'm not sure which tune it goes with Wiz.

[cosworth151]

A short one, just like Bernie:

[Dare]

in his mind      double click

[Philbe]

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money

You love gives me such a thrill
But your love won't pay my bills
I want money

Money don't get everything it's true
But what it don't get I can't use
I want money
I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money

Flying Lizards - Money

[Steven Roy]

Great competition Ali and some fabulous answers.  I need to give this one some thought.

[Ian]

Got to be Bernie's

[Ian]

Or this.