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Offline Dare

Diet facts
« on: May 24, 2009, 04:08:17 AM »

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like..
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 10:10:30 AM »
What? What?  ::)
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Re: Diet facts
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 12:31:15 PM »
I'm giving up the English then Dare!! Sperecken ze doutch :D
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Offline Slugger

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 11:29:46 AM »
Lol good one
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Offline SalinaA

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 10:07:56 AM »
 :DD Thats funny lets all give up English and see if it does us any good lol!
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 03:24:56 PM »
¿Qué? Apesadumbrado, no hablo inglés.
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Offline Ian

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 07:24:26 PM »
Aah so, hoo flung dung, me like flied lice.
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Offline Dare

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 08:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Ian on May 26, 2009, 07:24:26 PM
Aah so, hoo flung dung, me like flied lice.

I don't think its the English killing people its
all those baked beans
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Offline Ian

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 08:36:21 PM »
And they're just as nice eaten cold out of the tin Dare.  :good:
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Offline Dare

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 08:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Ian on May 26, 2009, 08:36:21 PM
And they're just as nice eaten cold out of the tin Dare.  :good:


One ill lit match and all the UK would be
blown to smitherwreens
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Re: Diet facts
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 08:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Dare on May 26, 2009, 08:34:22 PM

I don't think its the English killing people its
all those baked beans

It's not our fault Dare, we have been led astray by a Yank with a the German name Heinz offloading the French named bean on us. A truly international plot to turn us all into old farts. :o

The trouble is it's succeeded. :-[
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Offline SalinaA

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2009, 09:12:45 AM »
 :DD

Thats funny!
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Offline Ian

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2009, 06:50:36 PM »
Beans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart.

 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD
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Offline romephius

Re: Diet facts
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 11:06:36 AM »
or the bart simpson version "beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot"

LOL

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