Drink Problem

[Wizzo]

An alcoholic walks into a hardware shop and asks to buy a bottle of meths. The shopkeeper says "I'm not selling you that, I've seen you sitting down the park and I know you're an alkie. You'll just drink it."

The bloke says "no, I've just started my own decorating business and I need it for my work. People won't let me forget I used to be a drunk. I've turned my life around, but I'll always be seen as that drunkard, no matter how hard I work"

The shopkeeper says "I'm so sorry. Alright, heres your bottle of meths."

The bloke says "you havent got a cold one, have you?"

[Ian]

Thats not an autobiography by any chance is it Wiz ? 

[Wizzo]

Its a sad story Ian, I used to be good looking. Make sure you watch this all the way through.

[Ian]

Gee Wiz, I told you to stick to refined meths. 

[david1275]

After viewing your video Wiz, I have come to the decision that some of these people were not drinkin' the stuff but using it as a hair styling product. Some of them were an improvement, especially the last one, might stop the wife talkin' about him.

Sorry to hear about the meths problem, you must be a Ferrari fan too

[cosworth151]

I think what you call meths over in the UK is what we call denatured alcohol here in the States. Over here, meth is crystal methamphetamine, which is why the people in the vid look that way.