Marriage Hunt Bra

[Wizzo]

Here’s a new form of technology that will definitely turn heads - the Marriage Hunting Bra.

This concept lingerie by Triumph International was specially designed to help the marriage-minded woman find a husband, and it happens by showing off just how much time remains until she wants to tie the knot.   

The bra comes with an easy-to-read LED display, showing the number of days until the wearer’s ideal wedding date.

[Neil.P]

That third nipple in the middle, and glowing naval is going to put any self-respecting future husband off. He's gonna think, "Uh-oh, she's got one of Triumph International's Marriage Hunting Bra's on. Things must be desperate."

Hold on a minute though, perhaps it could work for some. Wiz do you know if they do a male version? Could you incorporate this concept into some pants possibly?

Oh heck, we're on to something here. Wizard International Marriage Pants, or WIMP we could shorten it to, it's got a certain ring to it. Wiz, get on to Dragons Den, we've got ourselves a product here.

Neil.P

[cosworth151]

I saw a report about this thing on TV the other night:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#30732585

[Wizzo]

Great idea Neil,

Here is a picture of my first public trial, I jumped out on this woman at the park and she could definitely tell I was interested. She was obviously already married as she ran away screaming, I think this was to alert any single females that there was an eligible mate in the park.

I considered the trial to be an outstanding success until I walked home past the YMCA. 

[Neil.P]

Is that "opening" at the back for ventilation or what?

Neil.P

[Wizzo]

Just a little modification I thought might go down well, actually I got the inspiration from you Neil. 

I would just like to say to develop a product like this takes extensive research and testing and to prove this I have posted a recent test picture below. This particular session was exhausting, Neil if you want to volunteer your services in my R&D department then please let me know. 

[Neil.P]

You know me wiz, I do like to offer my services for free. I'll even give the shag-pile a good seeing to with the hoover while I'm there

Neil.P

[Wizzo]

Excellent news Neil, many thanks for you kind offer of help. Please see below for your test subject.

Good Luck!

[Neil.P]

Oh no, not Ian again

Neil.P

[Ian]

I'll get you for that Neil, and you Wiz for egging him on. 

[Wizzo]

I would have invited you to help test the WIMP pant Ian, but after Mrs Ian kindly sent me this picture, I'm not sure you're qualified.   

[Ian]

Grrrrrr.