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Author Topic: New Jaguar XJ  (Read 974 times)

Offline Wizzo

New Jaguar XJ
« on: July 10, 2009, 10:23:44 AM »
While an average buyer will have to shell out up to £88,000 for the new Jaguar limousine, the custom-made version of the car for the Prime Minister will cost over £200,000!

The high-end version will feature special bullet and bomb-proof security Armour, run-flat tires, bullet-proof glass and a self-contained oxygen supply. Moreover, the lightweight body is made from 50 per cent recycled aluminium and the fuel economy is of up to 40 miles a gallon.

The new four-door flagship XJ comes equipped with an array of gizmos and a big panoramic glass roof. Supermodel Elle MacPherson took time off from cleaning my bedroom to unveil the new luxury XJ, is herself planning to buy one.

Now, the General Election results will decide whether Gordon Brown or David Cameron will be chauffeured in it. The new XJ enjoys sporty coupe looks and an interior chrome and piano-black trim. Jaguar said that the new flagship XJ blends “elegant, contemporary design with comfort, luxury and sporting style”.

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Offline Neil.P

Re: New Jaguar XJ
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 07:28:50 PM »
"Elle MacPherson took time off from cleaning my bedroom to unveil the new luxury XJ" ::)

If I had my way, our illustrious leader, 'Gormless Gordon' would be dragged around by a horse and cart.

As for a £200,000 Jag :nono:

Neil.P
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 07:33:13 PM by Neil.P »

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Re: New Jaguar XJ
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 07:36:43 PM »
 
The new Jag looks stunning and the chauffeurs in Whitehall seem to be better looking these days as well. ;)
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Offline Ian

Re: New Jaguar XJ
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 10:45:09 PM »
I'd dangle "Gormless" under the horses bum to catch the poo.  :DD
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