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Author Topic: Story  (Read 7283 times)

Offline jemma

Story
« on: November 17, 2006, 12:47:22 PM »
Ok i have had an idea and basically it is a story, but wrote by the members of GP Wizard.  I will start off the story with the first line then every one else has to add a line to it, it doesn't have to be in relation the the previous line, just whatever you want and lets see how it turns out.  Should be funny!!!!!


Here we go!!!!!



It was a misty and cold morning and Hughbert...........................



Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2006, 12:51:24 PM »



put a log in the fireplace and fixed a cup of hot tea
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline jemma

Re: Story
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 12:53:03 PM »
and gave it to his dog henry................

Offline Neil.P

Re: Story
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 01:39:37 PM »
...Henry wasn't amused and stared into the tea wondering where his normal bowl of water was. HughBert on the other hand had other thoughts on his mind...

Offline jemma

Re: Story
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2006, 01:52:39 PM »
He decided to go for a walk with his dog Henry and on the way they come across a..............

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2006, 09:29:54 PM »

a squirrel who looked very, very sad............
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Offline Ian

Re: Story
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 09:56:04 PM »
cos' he'd forgotten where
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2006, 10:33:09 PM »



   he was to meet his girlfriend Yvette,a cute and
   very sexy French squirrel :-*
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2006, 08:55:57 AM »
Hughbert, who thinks squirrels are vermin and considers them to be 'the rats' of the trees released Henry who chased the squirrel......
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Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2006, 01:14:20 PM »

   Thru the forrest where the squirrels gang lay
   in waiting,poor h
   Henry never had s chance.
   The squirrel smiled at Henry's lack of
« Last Edit: November 19, 2006, 03:23:38 PM by dare »
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Story
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2006, 04:31:23 PM »
Luckily, Henry's goddog had been watching from overhead and spirited down a humungous amount of native RED sqirrels down who HATE grey squirrels and so  :yahoo:
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2006, 05:12:31 PM »

    as the gray squirrel died he vowed to
    return from the grave and have his
    revenge,thus the legend of The Gray
    Squirrel of Kent is born. >:D

 
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 07:37:32 AM »
The next night, Hughbert and Henry are in bed ?? when suddenly, they are awoken by a strange tap, tap, tapping noise coming from the bedroom window......
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Offline jemma

Re: Story
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 08:46:50 AM »
Its looking good people.  Lets have a recap.......

It was a cold and misty morning and Hughbert put a log in the fireplace and fixed a cup of hot tea, and gave it to his dog Henry.  Henry wasn't amused and stared into the tea wondering where his normal bowl of water was.  Hughbert on the other hand had other thoughts on his mind.  He decided to go for a walk with his dog Henry and on the way they came across a squirrel who looked very, very sad cos he had forgotten where he was to meet his girlfriend yvette, a cute and very sexy french squirrel.  Hughbert who thinks squirrels are vermin and considers them to be 'the rats of' the trees, released Henry who chased the squirrel thru the forest where the squirrels gang lay in waiting.  Poor H, Henry never had a chance.  The squirrel smiled at Henry's lack of.  Luckily, Henry's goddog had been watching from overhead and spirited doen a humungous amount of native red squirrels down who HATE grey squirrels and so, as the grey squirrel died he vowed to return from the grave and have his revenge, thus the legend of the gray squirrel of Kent is born.  The next night, Hughbert and Henry are in bed?? when suddenly, they are awoken by a strabge tap, tap, tapping noise coming from the bedroom window........

Offline jemma

Re: Story
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2006, 08:50:52 AM »
Hughbert was petrified as to what he was going to see at the window, so he went to his wardrobe and got his halloween mask out, which was a witch's mask and put it on. Hughbert crept up to the window and pulled back the curtain.............

 


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