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Author Topic: Ark advice  (Read 726 times)

Offline Dare

Ark advice
« on: October 24, 2009, 02:05:49 PM »

Noah's Ark

Everything you need to know you can learn from from Noah's Ark.


ONE:  Don't miss the boat.

TWO:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR:  Stay fit.  When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE:  Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX:  Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT:  Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE:  When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.



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