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Author Topic: What a load of rubbish!  (Read 1291 times)

Offline Wizzo

What a load of rubbish!
« on: August 28, 2009, 10:23:03 PM »
Its fair to say that I spent far too long searching the tinternet for a load of old tat to share with you guys, but, (shock, horror), even I think this next item is rubbish.

This mini toaster shows a freshly popped piece of toast on the finger of your choosing.  It’s probably the furthest thing from practical you could probably get your hands on.

If it actually made a miniature piece of toast then that would be something else and I would be queueing at the doors of Argos first thing tomorrow morning. But it doesn't.

Pah!

Can anybody think of a suitable name for this product?


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Offline Neil.P

Re: What a load of rubbish!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 10:38:26 PM »
That's probably the finest piece of jewellry 'Elizabeth Duke's' produce wiz :D

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Re: What a load of rubbish!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2009, 12:56:30 AM »

Can anybody think of a suitable name for this product?

Yeah, just plain ordinary "Stupid"!
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Offline cosworth151

Re: What a load of rubbish!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2009, 12:43:33 PM »
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Can anybody think of a suitable name for this product?

It's tiny, useless, doesn't do the job it's supposed to do, overly ostentatious and way, way too expensive.

We could call it Bernie.
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Re: What a load of rubbish!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2009, 02:32:37 PM »
Wiz, I can't think of a suitable name, but I think Cos has hit it on the head. I'm just worried about your browsing habbits mate, there has to be more on the internet than this, in fact I know there is. :DD

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: What a load of rubbish!
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 07:22:33 AM »
Right, Cossie got it in one. :good: :DD

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