It's Cracker time

[Neil.P]

What can you serve that you cannot eat?

A tennis ball!


Neil.P

[cosworth151]

Don't start me on elephant jokes, Jeri!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the cheese cake.



How can you tell if there is an elephant in your bed?

The "E" monogrammed on his pajamas.

[Jericoke]

Don't start me on elephant jokes, Jeri!

Why are elephants grey?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

[cosworth151]

Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between 2 and 4?

That's when the elephants jump out of the trees



Why do beavers have flat tails?

They walk in the jungle between 2 and 4.

[Jericoke]

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Put the elephant in.
Step three: Close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Take the elephant out.
Step three: Put the giraffe in.
Step four: Close the door.

If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?
The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.

[cosworth151]

What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?

Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup