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Title: afternoon popsicle
Post by: Dare on December 03, 2018, 12:11:30 AM
A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"An ambulance just drove by!"

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike!"

"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having sex. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
Title: Re: afternoon popsicle
Post by: lkjohnson1950 on December 03, 2018, 02:52:32 AM
 :DD :DD :DD
Title: Re: afternoon popsicle
Post by: cosworth151 on December 03, 2018, 02:57:46 PM
 :DD  :DD  :DD  Good'un, Dare!   :good:
Title: Re: afternoon popsicle
Post by: Ian on December 04, 2018, 01:48:12 PM
 :DD  :DD  :DD , me and my sister used to get sent to Sunday school Dare.
Title: Re: afternoon popsicle
Post by: Scott on December 08, 2018, 04:42:25 PM
 :DD :DD :DD
Title: Re: afternoon popsicle
Post by: Calman on December 08, 2018, 09:41:23 PM
I've come back and read this joke twice.  I think it's funnier on it's second reading (and it was seriously funny the first time around).

I bet it's based on a true story!

 :DD :DD :DD :DD

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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