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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Dare on March 30, 2018, 04:46:16 PM

Title: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: Dare on March 30, 2018, 04:46:16 PM

 

Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"

I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."   She didn't quite know how to respond.  Am I getting to be that age?


I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.


When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"


Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance".

 

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

 

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'


Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

 

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.


You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.


Ah! Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

 

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.


May you always have: Love to Share, Cash to Spare, And Friends who Care

 

Title: Re: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: cosworth151 on March 30, 2018, 05:16:10 PM

 :DD  :DD  :DD  Good 'uns, Dare. I fully understand!  ;)

Title: Re: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: Ian on March 30, 2018, 07:11:44 PM

I think quite a few of us on here get it.  :good:

Title: Re: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: lkjohnson1950 on March 30, 2018, 07:33:59 PM

 :DD :DD :DD :DD

Title: Re: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: Calman on March 30, 2018, 09:42:56 PM

.. going back to that Employment Form!!!

I am sure all us male varieties had all been tempted in our "wise youth" to answer "Address" and "Sex" ... well, with answers which were not the norm and more "Yeah, never heard that one before!!!"   :nono:

All the best,
Cal :)

Title: Re: jokes for the old GPW's
Post by: Steve A. on March 31, 2018, 01:06:40 PM

Love them, unfortunately all apply.