Heroes:-
Carlos for all the obvious reasons, and Ferrari to for giving him the car to do it in.
McLaren for being the No 2 team on the day, both drivers fulfilled the tasks they were set.
Tsunoda, the lad has certainly got the bit between his teeth and galloping on.
Perez for doing the best he could from his starting slot, I'm sure if Max hadn't DNF'd he would still have found it tough going to stop at least one Ferrari, or maybe both from beating him. See RBR in zeros.
Zeros:-
Kick/Stake/Sauber-or whatever, they are becoming the laughing stock of the paddock. Bet Audi bosses who have now handed over all the cash to control the team are looking on dumbfounded.
Danny Ric - Oh Danny boy the pipes maybe calling for you by mid season if this continues.
Red Bull - for having a rocket ship that eats tyres round Albert Park. Nuff said - normal service will probably be resumed at next race.
Fernando - sure you may have been planning a defence to a George overspeed lunge at that corner (turn 6), but for such an experienced hand like you to get it so wrong is perhaps more than just embarrassing.