GPWizard F1 Forum
Fun Stuff => Competitions & Quizzes => Topic started by: Wizzo on September 03, 2007, 08:07:56 PM
-
Hi all,
I have another great prize to give away - A Formula 1 Technical Guide.
(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/techguide.jpg)
This technical analysis of Formula One reveals all the secrets of the cars that competed for the 2005/2006 Formula One World Championships. Technical illustrations show the cars’ various stages of evolution, and each team has its own chapter, Over 300 images, published September 2006.
I guarantee you will learn something (if not everything) from this great manual.
All you have to do is put on your thinking caps and write a funny caption to the picture below. The funniest (in my humble opinion) will be named as the winner. You can post as many captions as you like and the competition ends on Sunday 16th September.
(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/captioncomp.jpg)
-
How many goes can we have Wiz :DntKnw:
-
Fernando, don't cry, let me dry that tear for you.....I promise I will let you have the front seat on the drive to the airport.......
Rom
-
Hey Fernando,pull my finger
-
Hey, I only told you, your mum was fat once!!!!
Rom
-
Gee Fernando,your telling me puta means great
driver in Spanish
-
How many goes can we have Wiz :DntKnw:
Ian, Is that LH to FA or vice versa? :yahoo:
-
LH to FA.
Listen very carefully, I will say this only once!
-
Excellent start guys!!! Have as many goes as you like. :good: :D
-
Forgot your hankie??.......let me get that for you
Rom
-
You're right, wet shaving does leave your skin silky smooth!
David
-
Awesome one there F1Box......I gotta piggy back off that one.......
Hey Fernando...you know what will impress Ron??.....Grow a Beard!!!!
Rom
-
Listen Fernando,I know bloody well you
screwed my tyres up in Turkey
-
LH to FA:
Don't say no yet......gorgeous..........
Rom
-
Fernando....were you driving Miss Daisy????
Rom
-
Gee, Fernando, what was F1 like back in your day?
Cos
-
FA to LH: Yes, I know I've got spots. You don't have to show the whole world.
-
Fernando, that was'nt a flea in your ear, it was my exhaust from half a lap in front
-
Lewis.....take it off before I break it off......and beat you with the soggy end
Rom
-
Hey, Fernando.......so....can I date your sister????
Rom
-
thats numero uno to you senor
-
thats numero uno to you senor
maybe if you crawl Flabbio will take you back
-
Fernando.....did you hear how many comments Dare and Rom came up with for this very moment???
Rom
-
Fernando....you can always follow Montoya
This one is a colaboration between Dare and Rom
-
If you hurry you can catch the next Eurostar back to France.
-
and Mr. Dennis told me to tell you not
to get to fond of that Mercedes loaner
-
LH to FA. You all right there on the second step?
-
Lean on me.....when your not strong....and I'll be your friend..... come on Fernando....you know the words
Rom
-
FA to LH - I thought picking your own nose was bad enough - how will Ron Dennis cope with you being so rude in public?!?
-
Hey Fernando...at least the team isn't called benneton......then we would be B1 and B2
Rom
sorry if I spelt benneton wrong.....i'm young
-
LH to FA: "When you get to Daytona, tell JP and Jacques I said hello."
LH to FA: "Don't worry, 'Nando. I hear there's about to be an job opening at Toyota."
-
Hey, Fernando.......so....can I date your sister????
Rom
Oh by the way Louie,did I tell you that your mums gonna
be my personal guest the rest of the season >:D
-
the fat lady is'nt singing yet Fernando,but
she's clearing her throat
-
You can pick your team mates, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your team mate's nose!
-
where's that finger been wonder boy
-
The exit's over there, Fernando!
-
Hey, Fernando. Those guys from the FIA want to talk to you. Something about e-mails from Pedro?
-
Don't worry Fernie, you'll be as big as me one day
-
Nando,I was wondering,just how many
races you won your first year in f1
-
LH to FA
Don't cry for me argentina......oh that's right your spanish...ahh you all look the same to me
Rom
-
I'm on the top step...nah nah na nah na.......
Rom
-
Smell my finger!
David
-
Fernando...it could be worse....you could still be with Renault.....
Rom
-
Fernando, is that a tear or a bogey
-
Nah, I still say my sideburns are longer.
-
Fernando.....let's stop all this fussin and-a feudin
Rom
-
LH to FA. Don't let me catch you hacking into my e mails.
-
Fernando, did you hear that Schumacher is getting the top sporting award in Spain, isn't that where you're from??
Rom
-
Enough of this infighting. Let's just go over there and log onto GP Wizard. :yahoo:
-
you think are championship is close,check out the race between
Ian,Cosworth and that Aussie Rom :o
-
Fernando....I think this makes you the highest paid number 2 in any team.....
Rom
-
Yo, Ferd, can I put the #1 on my car now, or do I have to wait until after Brazil?
-
Fernando....hows that 'youngest champion' record looking now??
Rom
-
Fernando, I'm not a puppet.....I'm a real boy....
Rom
-
Fernando, just repeat this to yourself "I think I can, I think I can....."
Rom
-
Fernando, just click your heels together 3 times and say "I am world champion"
Rom
-
Fernando, can you believe those jokers at GP Wizard have made up over 50 captions for this pix?
-
Fernando....It could be worse.....you could be Australian......
Rom
-
Is that the whisker I beat you by?
David
-
LH to FA
C'mon big guy, go ahead and let it out.....it doesn't make you any less of a man
Rom
-
LH to FA: Hey Fern, learned your lines for the courtroom play on Thursday?
-
Hey Fernando.....can you believe it.... Rom is out of material for this thread......FINALLY
Rom :crazy:
-
Just keep looking over there. Pit Babe #289 will be back sooner or later.
-
Fernando, it's not a blackhead, it's a piece of rubber off my back wheels
-
FA: What the...?
LH: It's called a wet willy!
-
FA to LH:
You might have won this race, but I'm still going to win the Monza-to-Spa road race this year, so don't get too smiley...
-
FA: Did not!
LH: Did too!
FA: Did not... ...oh, what does it matter?
-
OK Guys the competition is over and Mrs Wiz has had a tough choice choosing the winner but after much deliberating (and giggling) she has chosen the following:
I'm on the top step...nah nah na nah na.......
by Romephius
I'm sure you will join me in saying well done to Rom and a very big thank you goes out to everyone who entered, I'm sure this competition has provided us all with a few chuckles and also shown us just how childish Mrs Wiz is!
Well done all. :good: :good:
-
Congrats Rom,you paid off Mrs Wiz did'nt you >:D
-
Thank you Wiz and Mrs Wiz, it was alot of fun to see just how silly I could get and also to see what these other fine comedians came up with. There were some VERY VERY funny captions made for this and it just goes to show the high calibre thinking that the members have. Well done to you all.
Dare, I didn't have to pay her......I told her you would!!!
Rom :crazy:
P.s. I guess it also goes to show how childish I am too Wiz.....
-
I'm not a sore loser,I believe the Wiz and Mrs Wiz are
testing me :o
-
Nice one Rom, congrats, nananananana
-
Congratulations, Rom. Hope you enjoy your well-deserved prize when it comes :D
-
Congrats, Rom! Well done.
-
Thank you very much Ian, Ali and Cos......you guys were really good and very funny with your responses....
Rom
-
Nice one Rom.
Sorry I'm a bit late but just back from a weekend in Sicily meeting old friends at a hill climb.
-
Thank you for that Johnbull, it was tough coming up with funny stuff.....you guys were so good....
Hope you had a good time
Rom
-
Hope you enjoyed yourself at the hillclimb, johnbull.
-
Yes thanks. We had a great time. It was strange to be at Chiaramonte as a spectator. The last time I was at the hill climb there was in 1982 when I was there competing.
We is: Myself and son Josh (24) who races presently, my brother David (58) who still races too, brother in law Alex (57) hasn't raced for a while, and his son Matt (30)who is one of our top racers too. Quite a racing family as you can see.
We went there for a break, to watch the event, and for me to sort something out with the organisers to take a Maltese group up to race in next year's event. So you could say I was also there in my capacity as chairman of our local motorsport federation.
Here's one of the many pics we took.
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5606/sicily907grouppd5.jpg)
David on the left with Salvo Giardina who manufacturers GISA racing cars, myself and Alex. Giardina was racing an Alfa GTA in the same class as me in 82, and Alex had joined me for the event in 78, also driving a GTA. Happy memories.
-
And the guy in the foreground was trying to avoid sunburn by sheltering under the rear wing of the car... ;)
-
Perfect timing for the wonderful prize to arrive... 1st day of my holiday time... so i have some reading to do.... Once again you guys were great at coming up with funny stuff.
Thank you very much to the Wiz and Mrs. Wiz
Rom :yahoo: :good: :yahoo:
-
Pleased to hear that you are enjoying your prize, rom, and congratulations on winning it. :D