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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Dare on February 24, 2018, 06:54:23 PM

Title: Groaners
Post by: Dare on February 24, 2018, 06:54:23 PM

 
• Q: What has four legs and one arm?

A: A happy pit bull.

 
• 'Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.'

 
• Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

 
• “I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”


• “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

Title: Re: Groaners
Post by: Ian on February 24, 2018, 09:15:02 PM

 :DD  :DD  :DD

Title: Re: Groaners
Post by: cosworth151 on February 25, 2018, 04:18:41 PM

Quote

• “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

Use a Maxwell parachute. It's good 'til the last drop.

Title: Re: Groaners
Post by: Steve A. on March 13, 2018, 02:49:32 PM

Got the last one on a team shirt..