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Title: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 05, 2010, 08:40:49 AM
Feels a bit like AA this bit so... My name is stealthhaggis and I am an F1 fan. I have been addicted to F1 for 23 years. My father introduced me to it and I have been hooked ever since. I hope my sessions here will be beneficial and help me through another season of Michael Schumacher. >:D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: FW14B on March 05, 2010, 09:00:56 AM
I can vouch that Stealth is indeed a Formula 1 addict and also that he will need as much help as possible to get through the season of Schumacher!  Welcome to the site  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Neil.P on March 05, 2010, 10:25:32 AM
Good morning Stealth Haggis, glad to have you on board :good:

Neil.P
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on March 05, 2010, 10:54:26 AM
Och aye stealthhaggis, welcome to not only the best F1 site on the web but the BEST site on the web. You love F1, you'll love it here.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: cosworth151 on March 05, 2010, 12:16:22 PM
Howdy, stealthhaggis. Welcome aboard!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: John S on March 05, 2010, 01:27:13 PM

Welcome stealthhaggis hope you enjoy the site as much as the rest of us F1 nuts, there are a few Schumi admirers (and a few more in the closet) among us here so don't expect a too comfy ride this season. ;)   Enjoy!  :yahoo:

 
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Scott on March 05, 2010, 06:36:55 PM
How can haggis be stealthy?  We'd smell it coming miles away  :D :D

Welcome to the site, and hope you join the Grid Game.  Have a great season!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: david1275 on March 05, 2010, 07:55:14 PM
Welcome Stealthhaggis to GP Wizard, hope you stick around and enjoy the craic!!

I too would have to admit to being an F1 addict, I don't want to give my drug up but.  ;)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alianora La Canta on March 05, 2010, 08:23:38 PM
Welcome to GP Wizard, stealthhaggis, and hope you enjoy contributing to our community.

There are some Schumacher supporters here, but there are also supporters of plenty of other drivers and teams (the latter would include me). It's even rumoured that some people on GP Wizard even manage to be near-enough unbiased. Who/what do you support
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wizzo on March 06, 2010, 10:20:36 AM
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on March 06, 2010, 10:27:48 AM
Oh Wiz, you are silly, it means that when they throw one at you, you won't see it on radar.   :DD  :DD  :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 06, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Welcome to GP Wizard, stealthhaggis, and hope you enjoy contributing to our community.

There are some Schumacher supporters here, but there are also supporters of plenty of other drivers and teams (the latter would include me). It's even rumoured that some people on GP Wizard even manage to be near-enough unbiased. Who/what do you support

I support whoever really, I loved last season for the underdogs. I will always support the Brits first I suppose, then I work my way round to my other favourite Drivers. I kind of follow Vettel, Webber (DC replacement as the unluckiest driver), Hamilton, Button, Rubens, Alonso. I'm not that biased, except with Schumacher!!  :D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on March 06, 2010, 09:00:57 PM
Got to admit stealthh, I'm biased with Schumacher, for him not agin him.  :tease:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 07, 2010, 10:58:09 AM
To be fair, I did sense that mate  :D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 07, 2010, 11:05:42 AM
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Scott on March 07, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
 :DD :DD :DD

Can we call you SH for short?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 07, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
Call me whatever you like mate, SH, Stealth, Haggis are all fine with me. Just be carefull what you follow SH up with ok?!  :D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: david1275 on March 07, 2010, 01:40:08 PM
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

That's what I call an answer. :DD :DD :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wizzo on March 07, 2010, 07:39:29 PM
Quote
In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

I think your going to fit right in perfectly SH  :DD  :good:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on March 07, 2010, 08:31:05 PM
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!
Love it stealth, rock on mate, you'll do well on here.  :good:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on July 04, 2011, 11:21:07 AM
Welcome to a great site minne31, you'll love it on here, no nasties here either, plenty of legpulling though, but it's all in good fun.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Scott on July 04, 2011, 01:27:12 PM
Who's Minne31, and what the heck does he/she have to do with Stealth's Bond delusions?   :P :P :tease:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: lkjohnson1950 on July 04, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Ian, I think you need to speak with your Doctor about these cognitive problems you're having.  :DD :DD

Lonny
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on July 04, 2011, 07:11:34 PM
Welcome to a great site minne31, you'll love it on here, no nasties here either, plenty of legpulling though, but it's all in good fun.

I think you have your forum's confused Ian,this is
the GP Wizard not the Disney forum.

How many wives does Micky have Ian?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Scott on July 04, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
I think you have your forum's confused Ian,this is
the GP Wizard not the Disney forum.
:DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on July 04, 2011, 09:25:50 PM
Hold on you lot, there was a post on here from someone called minne31, I am not quite that diddlo yet.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wizzo on July 04, 2011, 11:05:30 PM
I have to come to Ian's defence here.

I would like to point out that he is a complete nutter.  :crazy:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on July 04, 2011, 11:54:09 PM
Hold on you lot, there was a post on here from someone called minne31, I am not quite that diddlo yet.


Your right Ian,we'd like to welcome Donald,Daffy,and Elmer too
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on July 05, 2011, 12:55:58 AM
Oh phooey.  :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on July 05, 2011, 01:01:11 AM
hehe
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alianora La Canta on July 06, 2011, 10:39:59 PM
As long as Elmira's not invited...
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on February 08, 2012, 04:25:58 PM
Only just noticed this! What the hell are you lot doing to my thread?! I shall just put my stamp back on it.....

I can only assume Ian was welcoming my new baby helicopter Minnie 31 (there's a bond reference for you Scott, well a parody anyway as it was Nellie but moving on ;) )

It's good but I can link it to a current topic I've used recently....

Or he knows the 80 year old Dare requests a visit from every year to let me in the Grid Game, she was born in 1931 and is called Minnie! She is good Ian but you were a wee bit little early with the welcome welcome, or late! :DD

There, that's better.  :good:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on February 08, 2012, 05:15:03 PM
I'd like to thank you from the bottom of
my heart Stealth.Miss Minnie and I have
hit it off quite well.

We plan on naming our first little one
Haggis McDare in your honor
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on February 09, 2012, 04:30:44 PM
I'd like to thank you from the bottom of
my heart Stealth.Miss Minnie and I have
hit it off quite well.

We plan on naming our first little one
Haggis McDare in your honor

I am both honoured and sickened at the same time.... that said i will have to have words with Minnie, that kind of thing is not in her contract!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on February 09, 2012, 04:37:37 PM
stealth, you should know better with that old reprobate Dare.  :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on February 10, 2012, 04:42:57 PM
I thought Minnie did and now look what's happened?!  :D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on February 10, 2012, 10:19:19 PM
I thought Minnie did and now look what's happened?!  :D


The jokes on you she lied about her age SH,she's not
80 she's only 77 :tease:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on February 10, 2012, 10:36:24 PM
So your cradle snatching now Dare.  :DD  :DD  :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on February 10, 2012, 10:38:43 PM
the little lady
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on February 10, 2012, 10:46:31 PM
A bit young for you ain't she Dare.  :DD  :DD
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: John S on February 10, 2012, 10:50:33 PM

Looks like she's well used to dealing with old stogeys though.  :D   

 
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dare on February 10, 2012, 11:04:36 PM
A bit young for you ain't she Dare.  :DD  :DD


Your just jealous because my gal's prettier than yours.

Don't let Mrs Ian see this ;)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Ian on February 10, 2012, 11:46:29 PM
Hohoho, I can feel a little blackmail rising here.  :tease:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: stealthhaggis on March 23, 2012, 05:10:21 PM
Is that what you call it Ian?!  :DD
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