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Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Wizzo on March 31, 2008, 01:06:24 PM
The Competition
I thought it might be fun to have a competition based on some recent newspaper articles. All you have to do is put on your thinking caps and write a funny caption to the picture below.

The funniest (in my humble opinion) will be named as the winner. You can post as many captions as you like and the competition ends on Sunday 6th April.

(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/prizes/bernie_max.jpg)


The Prize
The winner will receive an Official Micheal Schumacher Pen set. This high quality set has a very subtle MS logo on each pen and comes complete with a Schumacher presentation box.

(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/prizes/MS071.jpg)

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on March 31, 2008, 01:11:38 PM
Hey Bernie, I thought you said that video was well hidden??

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on March 31, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
Hey Bernie...... (singing) everything I do...... I do it for you.......

 :DD

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Scott on March 31, 2008, 02:04:11 PM
Hey Bernie,  I got these fancy new handcuffs - velvet-lined - are you sure you don't want to give them a go with Slavica?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on March 31, 2008, 05:03:20 PM
Bern I'm producing a new Lord of the Rings,have
you in mind for Frodo,it'll make you a star
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on March 31, 2008, 07:37:16 PM
I tell you Bernie, you just gotta let a woman get the whip hand on you.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on March 31, 2008, 08:39:03 PM
If you think the pictures in Sunday's paper were bad, you should have seen the things we did before I instituted a spending cap!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on March 31, 2008, 08:54:12 PM
Honest Bernie,I didn't know that was your
daughter with the mask on
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on March 31, 2008, 08:59:35 PM
...and so I said to her, "Treat me like I'm McLaren!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on March 31, 2008, 09:09:36 PM
Bloody beautiful plan Bernie,with our
shares in Singapore Gas & Light we'll
make a killing on that night race
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on March 31, 2008, 09:23:28 PM
Bernie, did I tell you I found another use for those paddles
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on March 31, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
I know I'm slurring Bernie, I've been on the lash
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheStig on March 31, 2008, 09:44:15 PM
You know what i am telling you is true!

TheStig
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Neil.P on March 31, 2008, 09:51:24 PM
No Bernie, it's my turn to wear the PVC gimp outfit >:D

Neil.P
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on March 31, 2008, 10:38:38 PM
Bernie....please........just a little bit of sudocream
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on March 31, 2008, 11:13:04 PM
WARNING, CRUDE JOKE BELOW












So Bernie, how DOES a woman take it when you ask "Can I go UP on you???"

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Scott on April 01, 2008, 09:02:08 AM
my vote's for Cos
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Scott on April 01, 2008, 09:02:37 AM
my vote's for Cos
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on April 01, 2008, 09:54:03 AM
Bernie, Bernie, why don't we put on a GP in Tel Aviv & I'll turn up in my Nazi uniform.




OR




Why is Mel Brooks the only many who can dress as a Nazi and get a laugh?

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 01, 2008, 10:31:44 AM
Ron Dennis told me he would get me back........

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM
Hey Bernie..... Your a little teapot short and stout.....

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 01, 2008, 02:50:17 PM
Did you hear Bernie, A Schumacher pen set...... YIPEE, I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Rom

(I can't apologise enough for that)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on April 01, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
Hey Bernie, I know we are doing a lot more races in Isalmic countries where the grid girls can't wear lycra.  You won't believe the new outfit I have for them.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Scott on April 01, 2008, 03:21:35 PM
How did I know that SS girl was actually an employee of McLaren and had a camera in her helmet?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on April 01, 2008, 03:23:54 PM
How could I know that she was Stepney in drag?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Chameleon on April 01, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
I tell you, Bernie, it was all McLaren's fault - if they hadn't been investigating me, none of this would have happened...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on April 01, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
from now on it's heil Maxy when you greet me
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on April 01, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
If you need me, I'll be in the bunker.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 01, 2008, 10:59:30 PM
NO!! I'm the boss of F1, even the papers said it..... so  :P

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 02, 2008, 01:02:52 PM
(Mosely to Bernie) HI!!!! I'm Dory.........

Rom

Yes it's a finding nemo joke.......
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Alianora La Canta on April 02, 2008, 08:17:01 PM
What do you mean, you haven't heard I don't like the idea of non-Ferrari people being happy? Get a hearing aid!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on April 03, 2008, 05:14:07 AM
you think my vid was bad,you should have
seen what they did to Todt
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on April 03, 2008, 05:17:20 AM
you think my vid was bad,you should have
seen what they did to Todt


you know what they say,no pain no gain
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 03, 2008, 05:43:43 AM
You could always get a job with McLaren.....ooohhhhh that's right.....

Rom

Bernie to Max
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on April 03, 2008, 07:37:49 PM
I bought most of that kit in the pix at a discount when Ralf and Cora sold the shop.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 06, 2008, 05:47:41 AM
Do you think I could be a moderator over at GPWizard??

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 06, 2008, 05:48:34 AM
I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but, did my ass look big Bernie??

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on April 06, 2008, 03:24:07 PM
If I get one of the girls to wear a HANS device in the next vid can I claim it was all safety research and claim it on expenses?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on April 06, 2008, 05:14:05 PM
Zat ees veery interesting Bernie, I zink it ees time for zee svitch
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on April 06, 2008, 05:18:51 PM
Then she said is it OK if I stand up now Herr Flick?


It is Ian's line really.  I nicked it
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheStig on April 06, 2008, 06:19:58 PM
I noticed people are having a few pops at this?
Hit me baby one more time!

Hit me baby (translation in German Funk de ouch)one more time.

TheStig
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 06, 2008, 09:38:29 PM
NOT OFFICIAL ENTRY.....

Althought the due date is done, I have one more that relates to the latest NOTW story:

Now liszen Bernie, I shall only say this wonce...........

Rom

I loved Allo, Allo
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on April 06, 2008, 10:20:03 PM
Classic prog Rom, I loved it, ze English are pissing overhead.   :DD
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on April 06, 2008, 11:22:09 PM
Great show.

My favorite line was one time Herr Flick of the Gestapo answered the phone:

"Flick, the Gestapo."

pause

"No, I said FLICK the Gestapo!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on April 06, 2008, 11:53:17 PM
Classic.  :DD
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Wizzo on April 07, 2008, 09:18:08 AM

Hi all, many thanks for all the replies  :good:

I have locked this competition as it is now closed. I will go through all the answers and  announce the winner later today.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Wizzo on April 07, 2008, 09:20:39 PM

This was one of the hardest competitions to judge, I just couldn't decide. Finally I took the best answers and pulled one out of a hat. The winner is.....

Hey Bernie,  I got these fancy new handcuffs - velvet-lined - are you sure you don't want to give them a go with Slavica?

Well done to ScottyD  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian on April 07, 2008, 09:23:52 PM
Well done Scotty, nice one. Nice prize as usual too Wiz.  :good:
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: romephius on April 07, 2008, 09:26:27 PM
Well done Scotty!  :yahoo:

Rom
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Scott on April 07, 2008, 09:50:50 PM
Thanks guys...what a great prize Wiz.  I look forward to it!   
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Neil.P on April 07, 2008, 09:52:18 PM
Congratulations Scotty, good one :good:

Neil.P
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Alianora La Canta on April 08, 2008, 01:08:51 AM
Congratulations, ScottyD! Enjoy your pens :)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on April 08, 2008, 03:19:31 AM
Kudos, Scotty! Well done! Enjoy the pens. :good:

And thank you, Wizzo, for another great prize!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dare on April 08, 2008, 03:56:09 AM
Nice one Scotty,don't use them at your hotel desk :D
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheStig on April 16, 2008, 07:19:33 PM
Nice Slogan,and nice prize Wizard.

Well done.....TheStig
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