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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: Canada Darrell™ on May 10, 2011, 10:52:40 PM

Title: Now THIS is the way to off yourself
Post by: Canada Darrell™ on May 10, 2011, 10:52:40 PM

So someone finally succeeded in jumping from the worlds tallest building. He leaped from the 147th floor but only made it to a balcony on floor 108. What I want to know is why did this make the news? That's only um....39 floors...not even a record I recon! Sheesh, a little planning and he coulda been #1!

OK, yeah it's sad that he felt the need to end his life. I get it. I truly feel sorry for the guy...unless he was a pedophile or something. But that still doesn't mean I'm not gonna poke fun at his expense posthumously.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Asian+jumps+death+from+world+tallest+building/4759482/story.html (http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Asian+jumps+death+from+world+tallest+building/4759482/story.html)

Title: Re: Now THIS is the way to off yourself
Post by: Dare on May 11, 2011, 12:12:19 AM

I bet the next time someone at the company he worked at
asks for a vacation they'll reconsider saying no or at least give
the answer on the ground floor

Title: Re: Now THIS is the way to off yourself
Post by: Canada Darrell™ on May 11, 2011, 02:55:14 AM

Quote from: Dare on May 11, 2011, 12:12:19 AM

I bet the next time someone at the company he worked at
asks for a vacation they'll reconsider saying no or at least give
the answer on the ground floor

 :DD :DD :DD