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Everything Else => Off Topic => Topic started by: jemma on November 17, 2006, 12:47:22 PM
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Ok i have had an idea and basically it is a story, but wrote by the members of GP Wizard. I will start off the story with the first line then every one else has to add a line to it, it doesn't have to be in relation the the previous line, just whatever you want and lets see how it turns out. Should be funny!!!!!
Here we go!!!!!
It was a misty and cold morning and Hughbert...........................
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put a log in the fireplace and fixed a cup of hot tea
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and gave it to his dog henry................
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...Henry wasn't amused and stared into the tea wondering where his normal bowl of water was. HughBert on the other hand had other thoughts on his mind...
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He decided to go for a walk with his dog Henry and on the way they come across a..............
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a squirrel who looked very, very sad............
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cos' he'd forgotten where
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he was to meet his girlfriend Yvette,a cute and
very sexy French squirrel :-*
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Hughbert, who thinks squirrels are vermin and considers them to be 'the rats' of the trees released Henry who chased the squirrel......
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Thru the forrest where the squirrels gang lay
in waiting,poor h
Henry never had s chance.
The squirrel smiled at Henry's lack of
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Luckily, Henry's goddog had been watching from overhead and spirited down a humungous amount of native RED sqirrels down who HATE grey squirrels and so :yahoo:
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as the gray squirrel died he vowed to
return from the grave and have his
revenge,thus the legend of The Gray
Squirrel of Kent is born. >:D
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The next night, Hughbert and Henry are in bed ?? when suddenly, they are awoken by a strange tap, tap, tapping noise coming from the bedroom window......
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Its looking good people. Lets have a recap.......
It was a cold and misty morning and Hughbert put a log in the fireplace and fixed a cup of hot tea, and gave it to his dog Henry. Henry wasn't amused and stared into the tea wondering where his normal bowl of water was. Hughbert on the other hand had other thoughts on his mind. He decided to go for a walk with his dog Henry and on the way they came across a squirrel who looked very, very sad cos he had forgotten where he was to meet his girlfriend yvette, a cute and very sexy french squirrel. Hughbert who thinks squirrels are vermin and considers them to be 'the rats of' the trees, released Henry who chased the squirrel thru the forest where the squirrels gang lay in waiting. Poor H, Henry never had a chance. The squirrel smiled at Henry's lack of. Luckily, Henry's goddog had been watching from overhead and spirited doen a humungous amount of native red squirrels down who HATE grey squirrels and so, as the grey squirrel died he vowed to return from the grave and have his revenge, thus the legend of the gray squirrel of Kent is born. The next night, Hughbert and Henry are in bed?? when suddenly, they are awoken by a strabge tap, tap, tapping noise coming from the bedroom window........
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Hughbert was petrified as to what he was going to see at the window, so he went to his wardrobe and got his halloween mask out, which was a witch's mask and put it on. Hughbert crept up to the window and pulled back the curtain.............
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...and peering through was a Wizard, not just any old Wizard, it was the...
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Yes, you guessed who. He announced "I bring you a dire warning of the dreaded Gray Squirrel of Kent. He is not named for a Formula Ford engine! He will soon arrive to.....
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...tell you that Henry your dog is bewitched.
Remember the love of your life from college - Vaginica - the one with the spots and underarm hair, well she had a spell cast upon her and thus she was turned into your faithful dog, Henry.
Didn't you think it strange that he liked licking your.........
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Nut Sack... That you'd hung out for the Squirrel...
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Hughbert found that really strange,before
being transformed into his dog Henry,
Vaginica never licked his nutsack once!
Hughbert then realized how much he
loved Henry and made a promise to
Henry that he'd buy him that blowup
German Sheperd doll :yahoo:
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....but remember, the Wizard said in a big booming voice, you must find out how to bring Vaginica back to her normal 'state'.
It was only then that Hughbert realised just how manly and handsome the Wizard was.
Listen to this carefully said the (handsome) Wizard, I will say this only once. If you do not bring Vaginica back before 12pm tomorrow night, then the giant squirrel of Kent will come for your nuts!
This is what you must do......
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...You must first visit the Beautiful one, Clitoria. Yes Queen Clitoria the VIII the most knowledgable Ford Crossflow and Squirrel expert in the Galaxy.
But beware friend, Queen Clitoria was Imprisoned many years ago By the evil Chuckle Brothers and many other Wizards have said that Queen Clitoria VIII Crossflow/Squirrel expert is Impenetrable...
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...to get to the evil Chuckle Brothers lair, you must follow these directions very carefully.
Just pop onto the number 27 bus for 5 minutes and get off at Southend Road, it's number 62, the house with the red door and dirty curtains...
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Knock on the door three times,it will be answered
by Gertrude Smythe or is that Smith?In return for
the Chuckle Brother's address you must satisfy
Gertrude's sexual needs,but be warned while she
has the body of a showgirl her face would stop
Big Ben.You have been warned :-*
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...so Hughbert made his way to 62 Southend Road, he crept up the steps and faced the bright red door with interpretation. He looked down at Henry and then gingerly knocked three times on the door.
He listened carefully......nothing....then, he heard footsteps from behind the door that became louder and louder.....
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And was told ' I'm sorry but Vaginica is brushing David Gests teeth ' can you come back when she's done them
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And could only see himself, a lesser man than he was in pain wanting, then an almighty crack and boom made him go to the sound. His body contorted to the vibrations.Little did he Know he had somehow become a part of a Silverstone Testing Day,With the volume resounding in his brain he leapt two paces back to find?
The Stig