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Author Topic: Hello  (Read 17911 times)

Offline Scott

Re: Hello
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2010, 12:18:05 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD

Can we call you SH for short?
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline stealthhaggis

Re: Hello
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2010, 01:04:10 PM »
Call me whatever you like mate, SH, Stealth, Haggis are all fine with me. Just be carefull what you follow SH up with ok?!  :D

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Re: Hello
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2010, 01:40:08 PM »
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

That's what I call an answer. :DD :DD :DD

Offline Wizzo

Re: Hello
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2010, 07:39:29 PM »
Quote
In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

I think your going to fit right in perfectly SH  :DD  :good:
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Offline Ian

Re: Hello
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2010, 08:31:05 PM »
Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home.  :good:

What does your nickname refer to?  :DntKnw:

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!
Love it stealth, rock on mate, you'll do well on here.  :good:
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Ian

Re: Hello
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2011, 11:21:07 AM »
Welcome to a great site minne31, you'll love it on here, no nasties here either, plenty of legpulling though, but it's all in good fun.
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Scott

Re: Hello
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2011, 01:27:12 PM »
Who's Minne31, and what the heck does he/she have to do with Stealth's Bond delusions?   :P :P :tease:
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Hello
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2011, 07:04:01 PM »
Ian, I think you need to speak with your Doctor about these cognitive problems you're having.  :DD :DD

Lonny
Lonny

Online Dare

Re: Hello
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2011, 07:11:34 PM »
Welcome to a great site minne31, you'll love it on here, no nasties here either, plenty of legpulling though, but it's all in good fun.

I think you have your forum's confused Ian,this is
the GP Wizard not the Disney forum.

How many wives does Micky have Ian?
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Scott

Re: Hello
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2011, 07:35:13 PM »
I think you have your forum's confused Ian,this is
the GP Wizard not the Disney forum.
:DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Ian

Re: Hello
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2011, 09:25:50 PM »
Hold on you lot, there was a post on here from someone called minne31, I am not quite that diddlo yet.
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Wizzo

Re: Hello
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2011, 11:05:30 PM »
I have to come to Ian's defence here.

I would like to point out that he is a complete nutter.  :crazy:
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Online Dare

Re: Hello
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2011, 11:54:09 PM »
Hold on you lot, there was a post on here from someone called minne31, I am not quite that diddlo yet.


Your right Ian,we'd like to welcome Donald,Daffy,and Elmer too
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Hello
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2011, 12:55:58 AM »
Oh phooey.  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Online Dare

Re: Hello
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2011, 01:01:11 AM »
hehe
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

 


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