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Author Topic: Story  (Read 6240 times)

Offline Neil.P

Re: Story
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2006, 10:48:32 AM »
...and peering through was a Wizard, not just any old Wizard, it was the...

Offline cosworth151

Re: Story
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2006, 04:43:43 PM »
Yes, you guessed who. He announced "I bring you a dire warning of the dreaded Gray Squirrel of Kent. He is not named for a Formula Ford engine! He will soon arrive to.....
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2006, 05:34:48 PM »
...tell you that Henry your dog is bewitched.

Remember the love of your life from college - Vaginica - the one with the spots and underarm hair, well she had a spell cast upon her and thus she was turned into your faithful dog, Henry.

Didn't you think it strange that he liked licking your.........
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."

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Offline Neil.P

Re: Story
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2006, 07:06:37 PM »
Nut Sack... That you'd hung out for the Squirrel...

Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 11:53:50 PM »
   

      Hughbert found that really strange,before
      being transformed into his dog Henry,
      Vaginica never licked his nutsack once!

      Hughbert then realized how much he
      loved Henry and made a promise to
      Henry that he'd buy him that blowup
      German Sheperd doll :yahoo:
"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2006, 07:51:16 AM »

....but remember, the Wizard said in a big booming voice, you must find out how to bring Vaginica back to her normal 'state'.

It was only then that Hughbert realised just how manly and handsome the Wizard was.

Listen to this carefully said the (handsome) Wizard, I will say this only once. If you do not bring Vaginica back before 12pm tomorrow night, then the giant squirrel of Kent will come for your nuts!

This is what you must do......
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."

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Offline Neil.P

Re: Story
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2006, 05:12:03 PM »
...You must  first visit the Beautiful one, Clitoria. Yes Queen Clitoria the VIII the most knowledgable Ford Crossflow and Squirrel expert in the Galaxy.
But beware friend, Queen Clitoria was Imprisoned many years ago By the evil Chuckle Brothers and many other Wizards have said that Queen Clitoria VIII Crossflow/Squirrel expert is Impenetrable...

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2006, 08:00:24 AM »

...to get to the evil Chuckle Brothers lair, you must follow these directions very carefully.

Just pop onto the number 27 bus for 5 minutes and get off at Southend Road, it's number 62, the house with the red door and dirty curtains...
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Offline Dare

Re: Story
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2006, 01:40:27 PM »

   Knock on the door three times,it will be answered
   by Gertrude Smythe or is that Smith?In return for
   the Chuckle Brother's address you must satisfy
   Gertrude's sexual needs,but be warned while she
   has the body of a showgirl her face would stop
   Big Ben.You have been warned :-*
"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Wizzo

Re: Story
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2006, 04:40:54 PM »

...so Hughbert made his way to 62 Southend Road, he crept up the steps and faced the bright red door with interpretation. He looked down at Henry and then gingerly knocked three times on the door.

He listened carefully......nothing....then, he heard footsteps from behind the door that became louder and louder.....
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."

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Offline Ian

Re: Story
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2006, 09:35:18 PM »
 And was told ' I'm sorry but Vaginica is brushing David Gests teeth ' can you come back when she's done them
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

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Re: Story
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2006, 09:51:17 PM »
And could only see  himself, a lesser man than he was in pain wanting, then an almighty crack and boom made him go to the sound. His body contorted to the vibrations.Little did he Know he had somehow become a part of a Silverstone Testing Day,With the volume resounding in his brain he leapt two paces back to find?

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