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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Monty on March 06, 2017, 01:49:38 PM
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WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER BE DEPRESSED:
Men should realise they have it easy --
Your last name always stays the same
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
You can wear NO shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just ‘too icky’
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
Your wrinkles just add character
Wedding dress £2000. Suit rental £100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You have one mood all of the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is less than £10 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
Everything on your face stays its original colour
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour works for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
Men are simple people
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Smiler and Wildman.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though the total is only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators... YEP!!!
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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:P Great list mate. But i must say, it does not suck being a woman either. The amount of times i have looked like a different person through changing my hair colour are uncountable. Hahaha. I wouldn't change it for the world..well at least thats the one thing i wouldn't. The rest..hmm well maybe. Haha ;)
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The amount of times i have looked like a different person through changing my hair colour are uncountable.
I look like a completely different person because of a hair color change, too. It used to be red. Now it's grey. :(
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I would love to have hair to change colour 8)
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The amount of times i have looked like a different person through changing my hair colour are uncountable.
I look like a completely different person because of a hair color change, too. It used to be red. Now it's grey. :(
Hahaha. Stop it. My ribs hurt already :D :D
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The amount of times i have looked like a different person through changing my hair colour are uncountable.
I look like a completely different person because of a hair color change, too. It used to be red. Now it's grey. :(
Hahaha. Stop it. My ribs hurt already :D :D
Too bad Cos, mine turned silver ;)
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I feel sorry for all of you; I get up every morning, look in the mirror and think 'you handsome beast' . I turn away and, only then, put on my spectacles :D
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I would love to change my hair color, but can't dig it all out of the sink drain. :(
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I would love to change my hair color, but can't dig it all out of the sink drain. :(
You could always buy those acidic sink drain cleaners on amazon :-*
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What I've got left is all nicely streaked and it never cost me a penny.
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What I've got left is all nicely streaked and it never cost me a penny.
Okay. Well, not bad..not bad at all! ;) Haha