FERRARI SPORTS BRIGHT GREEN LIVERY FOR 2012
"We did it because the grid needs more colour," says Montezemelo
RED BULL GOES CAD-ONLY
"Aero is overrated," says Newey
MCLAREN WINS WORLD GIGGLING CONTEST
(Whitmarsh quote usuable due to excessive laughter)
MERCEDES TRIES A 32-STOP STRATEGY IN CHINA
"We felt like it." said Brawn
LOTUS GETS UPSET ABOUT FERRARI'S PAINT JOB
"We wanted to be Jordan" says Boullier
FORCE INDIA HIRES TWO PENSIONERS FOR 2013 AND A 115-YEAR OLD TESTER
"Got fed up of hiring new youngsters all the time," says Mallya
SAUBER GETS RENAULT ENGINE IN 2013
"We've had enough of Ferrari power," says Sauber, "and besides, bright green really doesn't go with Pirelli's colour-stripe system"
TORO ROSSO POACHES 115-YEAR OLD TESTER FROM FORCE INDIA TO REPLACE RICCIARDO
"I aim to be World Champion at Red Bull by my 120th birthday," says 115-year-old
"Actually, we were kind of hoping he'd still be here by then," says Marko
WILLIAMS HIRES RED BULL'S ENTIRE AERO TEAM TO ADD TO EXISTING SQUAD
"Well if Red Bull doesn't want them..." says Williams
"I did but Williams quadrupled everyone's salary," says Horner
"Same thing, isn't it?" says Williams
CATERHAM AGREES WITH LOTUS ABOUT SOMETHING
"You know what? Lotus really should have been Jordan and Ferrari was wrong to steal the colour scheme off them," says Fernandes
MARUSSIA SPOTTED ORDERING LARGE CRATES OF EARL GREY TEA
"We fancied a change from our local brew," says Booth
HISPANIA GETS A HEADLINE FOR DOING SOMETHING UNAMBIGUOUSLY PRAISEWORTHY
"It's OK, Martin, you can stop laughing now if you like," says Kolles
"Excuse me I'm supposed to be boss now," says Perez-Sala
"Right you are" says Kolles
"Besides, some bosses really do worry about all the wrong things. Can we just go and race, please?" says Perez-Sala