Vettel on how to keep vital parts cool in Malaysia

[John S]

This is shown as a genuine quote on Autosport.com, good to see Seb looks after the important things in life.

Sebastian Vettel - 3rd: "The heat in Malaysia is always a surprise, even if you're here for a couple of days before you jump in the car. It's very hot with the suit and everything and, no matter how much you prepare, the first outing is always a bad surprise - but, you quickly adapt.

"Every time you come in to the box it's like you've been in the shower. Fortunately I've got a bag with dry ice in it, which I put next to my balls, so at least they stay nice and cool! Today went well, with smooth running. We ran through our programme, did a lot of laps and got a lot of information about our tyres. There were no major problems with either car, so it was a good day."

[Scott]

I don't know how it might affect his fertility though - but I guess he's got rock hard balls during the race   

[cosworth151]

As Sienfeld would say:

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