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Title: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 02:02:36 PM
Hi Guys,

This is a bit random but thought Id ask for ideas anyway as you never do know...

This saturday I am getting two little kittys, both female and both grey :) What i want are suggestions for names, but like duos??

Any ideas are appreciated  ;)
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: cosworth151 on September 29, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
Congratulations, Salina. Judging by your avitar, my first thought is Lisa and Maggie.
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Steven Roy on September 29, 2008, 02:51:40 PM
They are both grey so Max and Bernie. 

I will try to think of something more appropriate.  Thelma and Louise is that appropriate
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 03:00:02 PM
Thanks Guys like both ideas and if they were boys max and bernie would have been great hehe ;)

We have till Saturday so keep the thinking caps on and I will let you know the outcome  :DD
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Wizzo on September 29, 2008, 03:02:57 PM
Grace & Favour

French & Saunders

Mel & Kim

Pepsi & Shirley

Hinge & Bracket

Serena and Venus (Williams)
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 03:07:35 PM
Wow they are all good hehe.... Wizard how did you think of that many so fast I have been racking my brains for weeks???

Can't wait till sat and I will offcourse let you guys know the outcome as you7 have been so very helpful  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Wizzo on September 29, 2008, 03:11:00 PM
SalinaA, my head is full of rubbish as anyone on here will tell you!  ::)

Keep us updated with the decision and a soppy photo of the cats would be great too!
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 03:23:52 PM
I will defo have the camera out as soon as they arrive so will put one on here so you can see  :D
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
p.s. Its not crap it helps us when we are stuck so always good to have loads floating around in our heads  ;)
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Wizzo on September 29, 2008, 05:21:35 PM
Ahhhhh she says the nicest things  :-[
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on September 29, 2008, 05:26:17 PM
I try my bestest lol  ;)
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Dare on September 29, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
Bridget and Zoe

Tabitha and Penelope
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Dare on September 29, 2008, 06:08:19 PM
Ione and Nellie
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Post by: Ian on September 29, 2008, 06:54:10 PM
How about Nellie and Darey, then we could all have a giggle when you tell us what mischief they've got up to, would probably make us think of a couple of members here.  :DD
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Neil.P on September 29, 2008, 07:02:41 PM
I think there could be a few words said on this forum before long ::) :D

Salina, please ignore them two, they are like a couple of children. :D

Neil.P
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Ian on September 29, 2008, 08:16:32 PM
Sorry Dare, never saw your Ione and Nellie, hehe, did'nt mean to piggyback on yours. Good one mate.
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Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 29, 2008, 11:50:37 PM
Fluffball and Cutiepie?
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: cosworth151 on September 30, 2008, 01:19:37 PM
Sarah and Danica?

Since they're grey, how about Mercedes and McLaren? ;)
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Post by: SalinaA on September 30, 2008, 01:25:20 PM
Mercedes and McLaren LOL!!!!! Sounds like a good one to me but McLaren sounds like it is a boys name haha! I suppose I could just make the cat have a boys name - like it would ever know any better  :confused:
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 07, 2008, 03:13:16 PM
PICS to follow but just to let you know thay arrived and are lovely :)

Not grey at all byt tabby - still as cute as could be though :)

HAve called them Mimi and Maya  :D
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: cosworth151 on October 07, 2008, 03:31:46 PM
Congrats, Salina! Good choice for names.
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 07, 2008, 04:53:57 PM
 :D
Thanks I had a lot of help though before I came to this decision - spent all weekend calling them random names until we finally decided last night and made it official - there is no going back :)
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Post by: Wizzo on October 07, 2008, 06:11:08 PM
Excellent choice on the names Salina  :good: - can't wait to see the pics (I'm a big softy you know  :-[)
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Post by: Ian on October 07, 2008, 08:32:59 PM
Aahh bless
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Post by: SalinaA on October 08, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
Am going to take a picture tonight and get it on here tomorrow fuingers crossed and then you can see my lovelies  :D
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Post by: Dare on October 08, 2008, 03:32:07 PM
A little helpful hints from Dare on keeping
your cats clean ;)




Instructions on how to wash your toilet
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the here and the front door.

7. Standing behind as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out out, streak through the room and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 08, 2008, 03:47:47 PM
A little helpful hints from Dare on keeping
your cats clean ;)




Instructions on how to wash your toilet
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the here and the front door.

7. Standing behind as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out out, streak through the room and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog





Hahahaha I love it - Imagine if people really did this  :crazy:
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: cosworth151 on October 09, 2008, 01:24:15 PM
Hey, Salina, did you know that our Neil (aka Iron Tom) has a cat, too?
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 09, 2008, 01:27:49 PM
Surely he didnt toilet it???? Haha!

Does he have just the one????
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Post by: Neil.P on October 09, 2008, 04:12:52 PM
No Salina, don't listen to them on here, they are always trying to get me at it. I've never owned a cat but have had squirrels living in the loft recently much to everybody on here's enjoyment ::)

Neil.P
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: cosworth151 on October 09, 2008, 05:41:39 PM
What it is, Salina, is that Neil is a pirate, known as Iron Tom Flint. Claw_Grrrl had just sent me that pirate kitten pix, and I just couldn't help myself. ;)

Claw lives in the country and has several cats.
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Post by: Ian on October 09, 2008, 06:24:52 PM
And he's got a wicked set of front teeth.  :DD
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Post by: Steven Roy on October 09, 2008, 08:02:55 PM
Send a cat in after the squirrels.  That will sort them out.
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Neil.P on October 09, 2008, 08:25:36 PM
It's ok Steven, I managed to get them out in the end thanks. Sorry for Hi-Jacking your thread Salina, glad you sorted your cats names out in the end.

Neil.P

Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 10, 2008, 01:47:36 PM
No Salina, don't listen to them on here, they are always trying to get me at it. I've never owned a cat but have had squirrels living in the loft recently much to everybody on here's enjoyment ::)

Neil.P

How do you get them out??? They must be loud lool!
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Neil.P on October 10, 2008, 04:22:44 PM
I had to buy a squirrel trap from B&Q and entice them in there with nuts Salina, the first three were easy to get out. The fourth and final one turned out to be considerably smarter than me ::) :D Got him in the end though.
As for the noise, well it nearly drove me potty.

Neil.P
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 10, 2008, 04:41:24 PM
God what a mission! How long were they up there???

Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Neil.P on October 10, 2008, 05:13:01 PM
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Ian on October 10, 2008, 08:15:31 PM
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Wizzo on October 12, 2008, 01:33:41 PM
I came across this...

A Kitten's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
my nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth

And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning here
and it's time to play
always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 13, 2008, 02:26:26 PM
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 13, 2008, 02:29:19 PM
I came across this...

A Kitten's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
my nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth

And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning here
and it's time to play
always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!


Thats our cat alright!!! The older one I mean - although I canr omagine him saying thank you - he thinks its his god given right! LOL!
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Dare on October 13, 2008, 11:34:48 PM
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:

Our Neil wouldn't even hurt a fly,come to think
of it that's what Norman Bates said too
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Ian on October 14, 2008, 07:05:05 PM
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:

Our Neil wouldn't even hurt a fly,come to think
of it that's what Norman Bates said too
Until he has his cutlass in his hand
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: Neil.P on October 14, 2008, 07:41:36 PM
I'm not sure what I do to deserve this, courteous, polite and always friendly that's me. What more in a forum buddy could you all want?? :sick: :DD

Neil.P
Title: Re: Help Please :)
Post by: SalinaA on October 16, 2008, 09:39:28 AM
Yres what more could you want aye???  Haha!
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