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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: aazz on September 19, 2010, 08:17:07 PM

Title: Drunk Driver
Post by: aazz on September 19, 2010, 08:17:07 PM
   Mark staggered out of the pub, plonked himself in his car, fired up the engine and started driving home. He was veering all over the road, so it was only a matter of time before the cops pulled him over.
   A female officer gave him a breath test and after seeing that it read 0.17, she arrested him and said, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you."
   So Mark said, "Tits."
Title: Re: Drunk Driver
Post by: Scott on September 19, 2010, 09:31:27 PM
 :DD :DD :DD
Title: Re: Drunk Driver
Post by: David on September 20, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
Never seen a joke from you before aazz, but if you have more as good as that get 'em posted.  :DD :DD :DD
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