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Title: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: Dare on February 16, 2012, 06:37:38 PM


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Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: Jericoke on February 16, 2012, 08:10:41 PM
I've long suspected that all reporters aspire to be headline writers, just to see what they can get away with.

(Most of the time it's just headlines that don't reflect the story in any meaningful way.)
Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: David on February 16, 2012, 08:42:33 PM
 :DD :DD :DD Some crackers there!
Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: Jugirl on February 16, 2012, 09:25:44 PM
 :DD :DD :DD Some real good ones there, keep them coming Dare

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Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: John S on February 17, 2012, 10:24:17 AM

 :DD :DD  :DD 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft    :swoon:   
      Must be why baked beans are not on the menu in space.  :D


Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: Scott on February 17, 2012, 05:21:14 PM
 :DD :DD  Some great ones..."Plane too close to ground" crash probe told.   :DD :DD
Title: Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
Post by: Dare on February 17, 2012, 11:00:52 PM
I think my fav is


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