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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: david1275 on June 05, 2009, 08:18:01 PM
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
1/ Your last name stays put.
2/ The garage is all yours.
3/ Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4/ Chocolate is just another snack.
5/ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6/ The world is your urinal.
7/ You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet cause this one is just too icky.
8/ You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
9/ You know your Left from your Right.
10/ Same work, more pay.
11/ Wrinkles add character.
12/ People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
13/ New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
14/ One mood all the time.
15/ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
16/ You know stuff about tanks and engines.
17/ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
18/ You can open all your own jars.
19/ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
20/ Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
21/ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
22/ You never have strap problems in public.
23/ You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
24/The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
25/ You only have to shave your face and neck.
26/ You can play with toys all your life.
27/ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
28/ You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
29/ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
30/ Last one for Jeri - You can never ever get pregnant!!
No wonder men are happier.
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At least I never have to listen to men being preggo. you guys wouldn't last 5 minutes
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If it was that bad the human race would have died out centuries ago. :DD
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Your askin' for trouble there Ian my man :DD
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If it was that bad the human race would have died out centuries ago. :DD
If it wasn't that bad, everyone'd have 20 kids
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Thats why it's women that get pregnant, men would be too sensible to want 20 kids.
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Thats why it's women that get pregnant, men would be too sensible to want 20 kids.
You'd have your very own pit crew!
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No thanks, I'll change my own wheels.
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No thanks, I'll change my own wheels.
Wanna change mine too?
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Good stuff, I've seen it before, as I read it I was cleaning my fingernails with my knife
Rom
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you just had to ask
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/31/pregnant-man-new-photos-r_n_94250.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/31/pregnant-man-new-photos-r_n_94250.html)
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Looked more like a beer belly to me.
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Two things I am forever in debt to my wife for - giving birth to both my kids (I'd rather have my tibia busted with a sledge hammer than give birth to anything bigger than a ping-pong ball - you are a Goddess, Jeri), and taking care of me when I'm sick like my Mom used to (c'mon guys, admit it there isn't anything like a nasty cold to turn a man into a wimpering 10 year old).
All the rest of that list applies though.
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Sorry Scotty I gotta disagree, if I feel rough I just want to be left alone with a bottle of scotch, you'll soon feel better, believe me there will be no pain.
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Sorry Scotty I gotta disagree, if I feel rough I just want to be left alone with a bottle of scotch, you'll soon feel better, believe me there will be no pain.
Ah Scotch, the best pain killer in the world!!
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How about the two reasons some men (and women) are ALWAYS depressed?
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The EVIL Dwarf and Hitler's mate >:D
Truly Depressing