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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Neil.P on December 25, 2009, 09:20:11 PM
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Why did the lady throw her clock out of the window? :DntKnw:
She wanted to see time fly! :DD
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What do you get when you cross 2 banana peels? :DntKnw:
A pair of slippers! :DD
Neil.P
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What do you give an ill pig
Oinkment
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How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough to touch the ground!
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What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
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Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? :DntKnw:
A bulldozer! :DD
Neil.P
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What do you call a sleeping bull? :DntKnw:
A bulldozer! :DD
Neil.P
We had that one :DD
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What does a grammar teacher call Santa's elves?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Personally I don't find cracker jokes amusing. ::)
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They are only meant to make you groan. :tease:
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Personally I don't find cracker jokes amusing. ::)
I'm really Flabbergasted about that Wizzo :o
- Ah, but now I can see that as you suffer so very much you have to save them up and post them for us lot to groan at throughout the year, just to ease your pain. :crazy: :fool: :DD :DD :DD
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What is white and fluffy and beats its chest? :DntKnw:
A meringue-utang! :DD
Neil.P
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Where do you find an elephant?
Depends on where you lost it.
(It was actually in French (Canadian cracker) and I THINK that's what it said)
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Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying? :DntKnw:
Because they would Quack up! :D :yahoo: :yahoo:
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What can you serve that you cannot eat? :DntKnw:
A tennis ball! :DD
Neil.P
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Don't start me on elephant jokes, Jeri!
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheese cake.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your bed?
The "E" monogrammed on his pajamas.
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Don't start me on elephant jokes, Jeri!
Why are elephants grey?
So you don't get them confused with blueberries.
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Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between 2 and 4?
That's when the elephants jump out of the trees
Why do beavers have flat tails?
They walk in the jungle between 2 and 4.
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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Put the elephant in.
Step three: Close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Take the elephant out.
Step three: Put the giraffe in.
Step four: Close the door.
If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?
The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.
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What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup