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Author Topic: Free Beer  (Read 520 times)

Offline Wizzo

Free Beer
« on: June 12, 2010, 09:03:06 AM »
A guy was passing a bar when he noticed a sign in the window that said: "Free beer for life. Just pass the test."

He went in and asked the bartender: "What is the test?"

"All you have to do," said the bartender: "is drink a pint of vodka, go into the backyard and extract a tooth from an alligator, and then go upstairs and satisfy a woman who has never been satisfied."

"No problem," said the guy. He immediately drank the vodka, then staggered into the yard. Several minutes later, after considerable commotion, he reappeared in the bar and said: "Now, where's that woman with the sore tooth?"


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Re: Free Beer
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 09:12:35 AM »
Thats funny, but so wrong  :DD
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