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Author Topic: Drunk Driver  (Read 1318 times)

Offline aazz

Drunk Driver
« on: September 19, 2010, 08:17:07 PM »
   Mark staggered out of the pub, plonked himself in his car, fired up the engine and started driving home. He was veering all over the road, so it was only a matter of time before the cops pulled him over.
   A female officer gave him a breath test and after seeing that it read 0.17, she arrested him and said, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you."
   So Mark said, "Tits."


I can't think of anything to write here.

Offline Scott

Re: Drunk Driver
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 09:31:27 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

David

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Re: Drunk Driver
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 01:08:28 PM »
Never seen a joke from you before aazz, but if you have more as good as that get 'em posted.  :DD :DD :DD

 


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