COLIN THE ABORIGINE

[David]

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
 
He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters
from the BBQ and flirting..
 
 At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating
Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has
The balls to jump in.'
 
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc,
Jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all
kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the
tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
 
The water was churning and splashing everywhere..
Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell............
Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
 
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
 
The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
 
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
how about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks.... I don't want it,' answered Colin.
 
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something..
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
Options?
 
 Again, Colin said "No."
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?
 
Colin said,

I WANT THE B**TARD WHO PUSHED ME IN !

[John S]

 
 

[Scott]

    Good one David.

...I'd take the money and still want the guy who pushed me in though