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Author Topic: KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE  (Read 874 times)

Offline Dare

KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
« on: September 24, 2011, 12:55:55 AM »
UK members can use PM for President  question 6

 
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
Field?



Here are the answers



1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Answer: Johnny of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or a cell phone) to take pictures.

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama.

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in second.. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

You can go back to sleep now.
 


"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline romephius

Re: KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2011, 01:48:53 AM »
Not too bad... I only got 3 wrong.... :)

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2011, 04:39:02 AM »
#8 took a couple minutes, but I got them all.
Lonny

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Re: KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2011, 09:44:41 AM »

Good game, Dare, Good game.   :good:

Got all except the eggy one, now as an ex salesman I should have spotted the 'fatal alternative' trap on that one.  ::)  :fool:

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Re: KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2011, 10:54:34 AM »
7, 8, 10, & 11 got me.  ::)

 


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