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Author Topic: Advice to an old guy.  (Read 1063 times)

Offline Andy B

Advice to an old guy.
« on: February 21, 2012, 07:42:17 AM »
Advice to an old guy... an absolute heart-breaker.
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
 
 

He asked the trainer that was nearby,
"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there
The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM machine”
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Re: Advice to an old guy.
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 09:20:05 AM »

 :DD :DD :DD
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Offline Ian

Re: Advice to an old guy.
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 10:28:03 AM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD
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Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Advice to an old guy.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 03:32:37 AM »
Seems to work for Flavio and Bernie.  :D
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Re: Advice to an old guy.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 04:32:04 AM »
 :D
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Re: Advice to an old guy.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 07:10:38 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD

I was in the bank this morning and the cashier next to me , who was about 55, was serving an old guy who was at least 70. She said..

"Do you need anything else today Sir?"
He replied "Your number?"

she went bright red hehe. I was  :o :o :o At that age hehe

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