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Author Topic: Therapy on The Golf Course  (Read 1017 times)

Offline Dare

Therapy on The Golf Course
« on: April 22, 2013, 04:00:16 AM »

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
Ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
Ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
Relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
Replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
Clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
Took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
Put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
Asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!


"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Canada Darrell™

Re: Therapy on The Golf Course
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 04:49:42 AM »
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Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: Therapy on The Golf Course
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 09:04:10 AM »
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The Lord of the Jokes from Kentucky unleashes his wit .. :good: :good:
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Re: Therapy on The Golf Course
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2013, 08:45:11 PM »

Tch! Tch!  Dare strikes again,  :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Offline Scott

Re: Therapy on The Golf Course
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2013, 09:31:41 PM »
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Offline Alonsofan

Re: Therapy on The Golf Course
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 08:06:13 PM »
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I like her style hehe


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