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Author Topic: Golfing buddy  (Read 1546 times)

Online Dare

Golfing buddy
« on: August 10, 2018, 10:38:23 PM »
This man brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, and the dishes aren't done.
I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night.  Can't you see I'm still in my  pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why in the hell did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married ..."


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Golfing buddy
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2018, 07:36:30 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD
Lonny

Offline Ian

Re: Golfing buddy
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2018, 03:31:48 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD Shouldn't laugh really, so true to life, good one Dare.
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