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Author Topic: Can I Buy You Another Round?  (Read 1448 times)

Offline lkjohnson1950

Can I Buy You Another Round?
« on: September 04, 2018, 03:24:53 AM »
I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker
steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well,
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying.
" "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting
and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen
and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
with another man . and then my dog bit me." "So, I came to this bar to work up the courage
to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"


Lonny

Offline Ian

Re: Can I Buy You Another Round?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2018, 05:55:27 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD Good one Lonny.  :good:
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: Can I Buy You Another Round?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2018, 06:29:52 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD I like it!
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Can I Buy You Another Round?
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2018, 01:22:12 AM »
 :D :D
"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Scott

Re: Can I Buy You Another Round?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2018, 10:17:13 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

 


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