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Author Topic: How NOT To Start Your Lawnmower  (Read 1022 times)

Offline Alianora La Canta

How NOT To Start Your Lawnmower
« on: July 26, 2008, 02:53:08 PM »
A drunk Winsconsin man shot his lawn mower to start it when the method described in the manual did not work.

This proved to be a mistake for the following reasons:

- He got arrested
- On investigation, police found three guns, at least one of which was held illegally
- He could be fined $11000
- He could go to prison for six-and-a-half years

- Oh, and he voided the lawnmower warranty. Apparently, shooting a lawn mower is not factory approved.

The good news is that nobody was injured in the fracas.

Percussus resurgio
@lacanta (Twitter) (Blog/Tumblr)

Offline romephius

Re: How NOT To Start Your Lawnmower
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2008, 03:04:44 PM »
Oh That's awesome Redneck behaviour if I have ever heard it.....  :DD

Great find Ali



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