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Online Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2008, 03:10:10 PM »
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2008, 04:13:56 PM »
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes..
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Offline Ian

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2008, 04:31:18 PM »
Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lay
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2008, 05:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Ian on November 30, 2008, 04:31:18 PM
Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lay

I see you really are a rail worker ;)
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2008, 06:08:29 PM »
You rotter Dare, you've been sying on us.  :-[
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2008, 08:14:57 PM »
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 12:10:48 AM »
Once you own a calender... your days are numbered
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 03:30:54 PM »
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 03:50:52 PM »
A fool and his money are soon TV's target market.
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Online Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2008, 02:19:13 AM »
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2008, 06:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Dare on December 04, 2008, 02:19:13 AM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

 Dare I can see you are using this topic to unburden yourself about your guilty secrets and hobbies  ::)   Still it's great fun though so keep it up  :good:
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Offline Ian

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2008, 07:27:04 PM »
A bird in the hand is worth six in a dream.  :P
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2008, 12:39:41 AM »
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2008, 04:03:03 AM »
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either! ;)
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Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2008, 06:29:52 AM »
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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