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Author Topic: One to get you started  (Read 5254 times)

Offline Wizzo

One to get you started
« on: February 18, 2006, 02:23:00 PM »
Q: What's the difference between Jacques Villeneuve and a bus driver?
A: One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1

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Offline Wizzo

Re: One to get you started
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 12:04:07 PM »

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."

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