First day on the job

[Wizzo]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped just inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look, buddy, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral hearse for the last 25 years." 

[Ian]

     Love it Wizzo, brilliant.

[Scott]

Truly Great!       

...um no, why do you say that?  I'm not trying to suck up so my entry is chosen by 'random' tomorrow...come on, why would I do that?  Really, you post the best jokes in the whole wide world.




....seriously, that was good.