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Author Topic: It's Cracker time  (Read 3251 times)

Offline Neil.P

It's Cracker time
« on: December 25, 2009, 09:20:11 PM »
Why did the lady throw her clock out of the window? :DntKnw:

She wanted to see time fly! :DD



Offline Neil.P

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2009, 09:22:04 PM »
What do you get when you cross 2 banana peels? :DntKnw:

A pair of slippers! :DD

Neil.P

Offline Ian

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 11:18:03 AM »
What do you give an ill pig


Oinkment
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

david1275

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Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2009, 11:41:24 AM »
How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough to touch the ground!

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Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 11:43:18 AM »
What is the best xmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

david1275

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Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 11:48:24 AM »
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

Offline Neil.P

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 12:28:09 PM »
What do you call a sleeping bull? :DntKnw:

A bulldozer! :DD

Neil.P

Offline Slugger

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 02:25:29 PM »
What do you call a sleeping bull? :DntKnw:

A bulldozer! :DD

Neil.P

We had that one :DD

Offline cosworth151

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 04:37:33 PM »
What does a grammar teacher call Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses.
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― Bob Dylan

Offline Wizzo

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 07:04:42 PM »
Personally I don't find cracker jokes amusing.  ::)
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Offline Ian

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2009, 07:49:12 PM »
They are only meant to make you groan.  :tease:
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

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Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 02:59:40 PM »
Personally I don't find cracker jokes amusing.  ::)

I'm really Flabbergasted about that Wizzo  :o     

- Ah, but now I can see that as you suffer so very much you have to save them up and post them for us lot to groan at throughout the year, just to ease your pain. :crazy: :fool:   :DD :DD :DD



« Last Edit: December 27, 2009, 03:01:17 PM by John S »
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Offline Neil.P

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 03:16:08 PM »
What is white and fluffy and beats its chest? :DntKnw:

A meringue-utang! :DD


Neil.P

Offline Jericoke

Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 05:32:39 PM »
Where do you find an elephant?

Depends on where you lost it.

(It was actually in French (Canadian cracker)  and I THINK that's what it said)

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Re: It's Cracker time
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »


Why don't ducks tell jokes when they are flying?   :DntKnw:



Because they would Quack up!  :D :yahoo: :yahoo:



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