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Fun Stuff => Competitions & Quizzes => Topic started by: Wizzo on March 31, 2008, 01:06:24 PM
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The Competition
I thought it might be fun to have a competition based on some recent newspaper articles. All you have to do is put on your thinking caps and write a funny caption to the picture below.
The funniest (in my humble opinion) will be named as the winner. You can post as many captions as you like and the competition ends on Sunday 6th April.
(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/prizes/bernie_max.jpg)
The Prize
The winner will receive an Official Micheal Schumacher Pen set. This high quality set has a very subtle MS logo on each pen and comes complete with a Schumacher presentation box.
(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/prizes/MS071.jpg)
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Hey Bernie, I thought you said that video was well hidden??
Rom
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Hey Bernie...... (singing) everything I do...... I do it for you.......
:DD
Rom
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Hey Bernie, I got these fancy new handcuffs - velvet-lined - are you sure you don't want to give them a go with Slavica?
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Bern I'm producing a new Lord of the Rings,have
you in mind for Frodo,it'll make you a star
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I tell you Bernie, you just gotta let a woman get the whip hand on you.
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If you think the pictures in Sunday's paper were bad, you should have seen the things we did before I instituted a spending cap!
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Honest Bernie,I didn't know that was your
daughter with the mask on
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...and so I said to her, "Treat me like I'm McLaren!"
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Bloody beautiful plan Bernie,with our
shares in Singapore Gas & Light we'll
make a killing on that night race
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Bernie, did I tell you I found another use for those paddles
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I know I'm slurring Bernie, I've been on the lash
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You know what i am telling you is true!
TheStig
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No Bernie, it's my turn to wear the PVC gimp outfit >:D
Neil.P
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Bernie....please........just a little bit of sudocream
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WARNING, CRUDE JOKE BELOW
So Bernie, how DOES a woman take it when you ask "Can I go UP on you???"
Rom
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my vote's for Cos
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my vote's for Cos
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Bernie, Bernie, why don't we put on a GP in Tel Aviv & I'll turn up in my Nazi uniform.
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Why is Mel Brooks the only many who can dress as a Nazi and get a laugh?
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Ron Dennis told me he would get me back........
Rom
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Hey Bernie..... Your a little teapot short and stout.....
Rom
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Did you hear Bernie, A Schumacher pen set...... YIPEE, I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Rom
(I can't apologise enough for that)
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Hey Bernie, I know we are doing a lot more races in Isalmic countries where the grid girls can't wear lycra. You won't believe the new outfit I have for them.
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How did I know that SS girl was actually an employee of McLaren and had a camera in her helmet?
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How could I know that she was Stepney in drag?
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I tell you, Bernie, it was all McLaren's fault - if they hadn't been investigating me, none of this would have happened...
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from now on it's heil Maxy when you greet me
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If you need me, I'll be in the bunker.
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NO!! I'm the boss of F1, even the papers said it..... so :P
Rom
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(Mosely to Bernie) HI!!!! I'm Dory.........
Rom
Yes it's a finding nemo joke.......
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What do you mean, you haven't heard I don't like the idea of non-Ferrari people being happy? Get a hearing aid!
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you think my vid was bad,you should have
seen what they did to Todt
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you think my vid was bad,you should have
seen what they did to Todt
you know what they say,no pain no gain
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You could always get a job with McLaren.....ooohhhhh that's right.....
Rom
Bernie to Max
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I bought most of that kit in the pix at a discount when Ralf and Cora sold the shop.
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Do you think I could be a moderator over at GPWizard??
Rom
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I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but, did my ass look big Bernie??
Rom
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If I get one of the girls to wear a HANS device in the next vid can I claim it was all safety research and claim it on expenses?
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Zat ees veery interesting Bernie, I zink it ees time for zee svitch
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Then she said is it OK if I stand up now Herr Flick?
It is Ian's line really. I nicked it
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I noticed people are having a few pops at this?
Hit me baby one more time!
Hit me baby (translation in German Funk de ouch)one more time.
TheStig
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NOT OFFICIAL ENTRY.....
Althought the due date is done, I have one more that relates to the latest NOTW story:
Now liszen Bernie, I shall only say this wonce...........
Rom
I loved Allo, Allo
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Classic prog Rom, I loved it, ze English are pissing overhead. :DD
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Great show.
My favorite line was one time Herr Flick of the Gestapo answered the phone:
"Flick, the Gestapo."
pause
"No, I said FLICK the Gestapo!"
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Classic. :DD
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Hi all, many thanks for all the replies :good:
I have locked this competition as it is now closed. I will go through all the answers and announce the winner later today.
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This was one of the hardest competitions to judge, I just couldn't decide. Finally I took the best answers and pulled one out of a hat. The winner is.....
Hey Bernie, I got these fancy new handcuffs - velvet-lined - are you sure you don't want to give them a go with Slavica?
Well done to ScottyD :yahoo:
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Well done Scotty, nice one. Nice prize as usual too Wiz. :good:
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Well done Scotty! :yahoo:
Rom
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Thanks guys...what a great prize Wiz. I look forward to it!
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Congratulations Scotty, good one :good:
Neil.P
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Congratulations, ScottyD! Enjoy your pens :)
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Kudos, Scotty! Well done! Enjoy the pens. :good:
And thank you, Wizzo, for another great prize!
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Nice one Scotty,don't use them at your hotel desk :D
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Nice Slogan,and nice prize Wizard.
Well done.....TheStig