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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Wizzo on April 03, 2010, 02:44:55 PM

Title: Firm up
Post by: Wizzo on April 03, 2010, 02:44:55 PM
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bottom, and said: "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this offended her, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said: "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This, she decided, was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed his crotch.

With a death grip in place, she said: "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener and the pool man."  :o

Title: Re: Firm up
Post by: John S on April 03, 2010, 04:37:05 PM

   :o       :DD :DD :DD

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