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Title: Special Offer
Post by: aazz on December 02, 2010, 06:56:15 PM

   A businessman was having a drink in a bar. He was feeling a bit down on his luck, and he was hitting the top shelf stuff a bit harder than usual. This attracted the attention of a prossie who thought he'd be an easy mark.
   She walked up to him, stroked his arm and asked if he'd like to buy her a drink. "Sure, why not," the businessman said, hardly looking up. They had another couple of rounds, and in that time the prostitute got so flirty that she basically ended up sitting in his lap.
   "So, where do we go from here?" asked the businessman.
   "Depends," said the hooker. "I usually charge $100 for an hour - or you can have the special offer."
   "Special offer? What's that?" asked the bloke.
   "That's where you give me $250 and i'll do anything you can say in three words," cooed the prossie.
   "I'll take that," beamed the bloke, who then said, "Paint... my... house."
   
 

Title: Re: Special Offer
Post by: Scott on December 02, 2010, 07:32:52 PM

 :DD :DD :DD

Good one Aazz

Title: Re: Special Offer
Post by: John S on December 02, 2010, 07:56:48 PM

 :DD :DD  LoL Aazz, that's Ace.  :good: :DD :DD

Title: Re: Special Offer
Post by: David on December 02, 2010, 08:13:13 PM

 :DD :DD :DD Class!!

Title: Re: Special Offer
Post by: Ian on December 02, 2010, 08:28:10 PM

$250 to paint your house, I'll have that prossie too.

Title: Re: Special Offer
Post by: cosworth151 on December 03, 2010, 01:15:09 PM

Very good, aazz!  :DD