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Title: The drunk in the supermarket.
Post by: Dare on August 13, 2012, 11:32:29 PM

   


I was shopping at the local supermarket where I picked up a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
 
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
 
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
 
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
 
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Yes, you are correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
 
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

Title: Re: The drunk in the supermarket.
Post by: Canada Darrell™ on August 14, 2012, 07:58:34 AM

BAZINGA!  :DD :DD :DD

Title: Re: The drunk in the supermarket.
Post by: F1fanaticBD on August 15, 2012, 07:50:57 AM

That was bloody good, Dare  :DD :DD :DD :DD

Title: Re: The drunk in the supermarket.
Post by: John S on August 15, 2012, 05:48:09 PM

 :DD :DD :DD

He'd been drinking because he was tired of living obviously. ;)